Limericks By Me a.k.a Megan
I have a brother named Luke,
Who dreamed he would someday be duke,
but his dreams fell away,
when from them he did sway,
because they all called him a Kook.
I once saw a man with a gun,
but a deer he could find him self none,
so he went home and cried,
for he really had tried,
and now with hunting he’s long done.
A man fell in love with miss Katy,
and thought she was a fine lady,
but his feelings he turned,
when soon he had learned,
that miss Katy was way over eighty.
I saw a boy who looked green,
his bright color was very unseen,
for he rolled in the grass,
then his mom gave him sass,
for his new shirt was no longer clean.
I once met a kind man named Sherman,
who said he could speak fluent German,
“Dank um shay lay head’
was what the man said,
but to speak German, I don’t think he can.
I once knew a lady named Jane,
who lived down a very long lane,
She had a big pot,
to feed her big lot,
So some people said she’s insane.